It's the same with hairdressers. I always get this irrational thing where I think they're going to expect me to know what other people are doing/ wearing, when in fact I have no idea. I'm very, very lucky to be so very, very good looking and blessed with an enormous penis. I bless it every time I urinate, just like an orthoJew.
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Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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