This movie has soooo many good quotes!!!!!!!
"And when I say essay...I mean essay.I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear Mr.Bender?"
"Yeah...I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
"Well hey Sporto! What'd you do to get in here? Forget to wash your jock?"
"CLAIRE - You know why guys like you knock everything...
BENDER - Oh, this should be stunning...
CLAIRE - It's 'cause you're afraid.
BENDER - Oh, God! You richies are so smart, that's exactly why I'm not heavy in activities!"
CLAIRE - You're a big coward! See you're afraid that they won't take you. You don't belong so you just have to dump all over it...
BENDER - Well...it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes...now would it?
CLAIRE - Well you wouldn't know...You don't even know any of us.
BENDER - Well, I don't know any lepers either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fucking clubs."
"ANDREW - Well you wouldn't know anything about it, faggot! You never competed in your whole life!
BENDER - Oh, I know...I feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys!"
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