Sonic Youth Gossip - View Single Post

Danny Himself · 12.06.2006, 06:49 PM

Hello.

There are many things I have not mentioned in my posts at this board, and one of those things I have not mentioned is the fact that I have slept with your mother. Not only did I sleep with her, but we also had sex. I am sure you are saying to yourself, "Yeah, right", but hear me out. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Danny had sex with your mother.

It all happened on a rainy night two weeks ago. Was it two weeks? It could have been three. I have been so out of it since I rocked your mother's world. It took a lot of energy to rock your mother's world, as she too in return was rocking mine, at the same time. That made it a little more difficult. Anyway, it all happened on a rainy night sometime in the last month. Danny invited your mother to his house, for fine wine, fine cheese, and eventual fine lovin'. Of course, I did not mention the latter in case it would scare her away. Only after she had drunk the wine and nibbled the cheese did I propose that we get freaky.

Before I knew it we were both naked, save for my aluminum arm-bands. It was then, roughly around 11:45pm on that rainy night, that Danny had sex with your mother. It was hard and soft. Fast and slow. It was horizontal most of the time, but on two occasions it was vertical and once diagonal. After our two worlds had been rocked, we retired to sleep in the smooth 100% silk bed, as was required. I have not thought about whether I should do it again, but I have done it once. I have had sex with your mother.

Thanks.

12.06.2006, 06:49 PM	#1
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Hello. There are many things I have not mentioned in my posts at this board, and one of those things I have not mentioned is the fact that I have slept with your mother. Not only did I sleep with her, but we also had sex. I am sure you are saying to yourself, "Yeah, right", but hear me out. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Danny had sex with your mother. It all happened on a rainy night two weeks ago. Was it two weeks? It could have been three. I have been so out of it since I rocked your mother's world. It took a lot of energy to rock your mother's world, as she too in return was rocking mine, at the same time. That made it a little more difficult. Anyway, it all happened on a rainy night sometime in the last month. Danny invited your mother to his house, for fine wine, fine cheese, and eventual fine lovin'. Of course, I did not mention the latter in case it would scare her away. Only after she had drunk the wine and nibbled the cheese did I propose that we get freaky. Before I knew it we were both naked, save for my aluminum arm-bands. It was then, roughly around 11:45pm on that rainy night, that Danny had sex with your mother. It was hard and soft. Fast and slow. It was horizontal most of the time, but on two occasions it was vertical and once diagonal. After our two worlds had been rocked, we retired to sleep in the smooth 100% silk bed, as was required. I have not thought about whether I should do it again, but I have done it once. I have had sex with your mother. Thanks.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|