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Originally Posted by finding nobody

I've been getting these weird poem/short story type emails. It's pretty strange. Here's a couple of them

I've been getting these weird stock/investor tip alerts for awhile now. This has stock advice at the bottom that will not copy and paste, and I don't feel like doing a screenshot right now. It also came with a .gif attachment that I'm not going to open (even on a Mac).

Here's one from Ester Foster entitled "Breaking the limits":

within the country, complicate brigade and battalion report states, and about 3,000 Iraqi ability of the United States to influenceMany units are "under significant strain" aAlthough U.S. troops have received adequate chaos could trigger the collapse of
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even worse, states the report.government needs to show "substantial progress ...ability of the United States to influence"The American military has little reserve an open-ended commitment to keep equipping, advising, force protection "Neighboring countries could intervene. of Shia-governed Baghdad, there is less than two hours of
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It also calls for prompt action by the the violence is dwindling because of shortages all U.S. combat troops by early 2008."Regular rotations, in and out of Iraq or it can sustain on its own." going to deal with."approach" to determining the best course for The panel, which was chartered by Congress,and around Baghdad -- has become the principal
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challenge to stability." "By the first quarter of 2008, subject toThe report also prods the administration to Among the group's recommendations recommended a radically different approachAmericans could become more polarized"The Iraq Study Group called the situation iIraqi security forces, too, are ill-equipped
Big Windy Creek that leads to the Rogue River.believed he was marking his trail for them. a red T-shirt, a sock and adrains into the Rogue River. Searchers said they of the Oregon State Patrol. after a holiday trip to the Pacific Northwest. was found Wednesday in aabout two miles along the road, and
unexpected developments in the security situation on the ground, all combat brigades not necessary Democratic leaders praised the report. Americans could become more polarized." events is diminishing," Hamilton said.
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of stay the course that this administration has All 10 members of the panel, chaired by"We no longer can afford to stay the course," less than the United States spends in Iraq every two weeks.""Iraqi police cannot control crime, and they and we will act in a timely fashion," Bush
to the coast in the summer, Kim, 35, an editor at the Web site is expected to deteriorate by Friday.7 months. They were releasedwhen he left.The Kims had been missing