now you may wonder "why is crypto awake at 8:57am?"
or maybe you dont give a fuck
either way, ill tell ya...
so, i bought a puppy (teacup chihuahua) yesterday
i was sleeping and it was in my bed with me
so im sleeping, right?
this warm sensation by my legs woke me up
so, im like, "HOLY FUCK, DID I JUST PEE MYSELF?!"
nope, the doggy went pee-pee on my bed
im kind of mad, but not really
now this pup is on my desktop sleeping
and its the cutest little thing ever.
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