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I am celebrating a new job (starting Monday) this weekend, meaning I'll be out with 'the lads' on 'the town' getting ratted and making yet more hilarious efforts to cajole nubile lesbians into my palatial mansions of lust.
Saturday will probably be spent either walking with pretty lady, trying to remove a last-ditch 2am taxi lady from my house, or playing very loud music to exorsize pain. Followed by wine and bad-accented Eastern-European insults at a friend's house.
Edit: Although I might try and catch the cricket, but I'm not sure my mashocism is up to that yet.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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