You could try sending a message to Vern:
http://www.myspace.com/unholyasshole
He won't add anyone he doesn't already know as a "Friend" on My Space, but you can still send a message to him. I've actually known him a long time from the Oly days, and he can be pretty psyched to hear from sincere Unwound fans
sometimes. Not something to count on, but if you're really polite he
might answer. Though I'd guess he'd probably just tell you to contact Kill Rock Stars.