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He'll be injured early on, he'll make a comeback but not play very well, he'll last under two years, he'll make a couple of cameo appearances in films, no-one will care about his acting at all, then he'll come back to the UK and play for either Celtic in Scotland or Newcastle in England, he'll somehow be in the squad for the 2010 World Cup where he'll fail miserably, then he'll play his final year for a newly promoted Premiership team who'll be relegated, then he'll become a not very good football pundit for ITV, sitting alongside Very Terribles and the gang, then he'll get his own chat show and 'interview' his long-forgotten-about wife, then he'll finally slip into obscurity only to re-emerge a few years later as host of the BBC's Saturday National Lottery show.
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