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"I'm Philip Glass. I had the unmitigated gall to unleash mental anguish and lifelong scarring on then-record-store-employee S. Clone, who was just trying innocently to do his job and grade a compilation LP I contributed to by removing the vinyl from its inner sleeve, which just happened to feature me IN A FULL FRONTAL NUDE SHOT STANDING ON THE BEACH. For this I refuse to apologize, for I am Philip Glass."
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