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Originally Posted by jon boy
sir,
your horse porn delight has sickened me beyond belief. i have penned a stronly worded letter to the duke of leicester asking for his assistance in taking ten of your livestock as payment for such a slanderous slur on the good nature of horses.
i assume that your outburst can only be because i am to wed your sister next week.
may god have mercy on your soul.
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The Duke of Leicester, you say? That ne'er do well could fain buckle a child's galosh, let alone garner the wherewithal to disenfranchise me of my livestock! Slander is but the distemper of your crapulous nature, good sir. I trust this missive will serve to dislodge your good continence.
My sister, as well you know, is a vile-tempered harlot, and you are more than welcome to her.