bananas are indeed made of wood. wood of the banana tree at a wild random guess!!!
the flesh is merely regurgitated wood pulp, puked into by a very small microscopic monkey known as a 3 toed tinypygmy tree banana puke monkie. its monkie not monkey as it is very small!. this symbiosis is necesarry for he survival of both monkey and the tree and indeed the banana industry as a whole. im not going near the pygmy monkey industry. that would be just too dodgy territory as i am after all....... irish..........
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