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Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir
well, here is a thematic appropriate joke i already posted on the old board, but noone was interested
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other toilett saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation with them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions
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That's funny.
I never do #2 in any public place. I always pee in t a stall. It's much more comfortable that way.
I try not to use the bathroom at all during school because some assholes who think it's funny will bang on the stall door when your in there. I hate that.