It doesn't sound like you're a person they're legally allowed to dump the baby on then. Can't you get a policeman to come over and do the receiving? Or just hide under your desk?
If you do end up holding the baby, so to speak, I'd say you should wrap it in a coat or a jumper to keep it warm, and, in the absence of proper baby feeding materials, occasionally feed it small amounts of water from a spoon to make sure it doesn't get dehydrated.
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