I think he's got what it takes.
Just think, noumenal invites the guy over for a beer or something, to say sorry. He then excuses himself to go to the bathroom- except he doesn't go to the bathroom! Oh no. Noumenal sneaks up behind the guy with a toilet seat and WHAM!, right on the back of his head. He falls unconscious. Noumenal coolly drinks his beer, sneering. He says something funny, or something. Then Noumenal carries the body in his cello case to a remote location, under the guise of a birdwatcher/musician. He dumps it in a ditch, covers the body in lime to make it rot, and returns home. He was watching the discovery channel all the time. His toilet seat had blood on it when he bought it, what are you talking about?
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