I felt like exterminating the human race.
Somehow seeing a chick talk about how in love she was with a boyfriend until she found out that his penis just didn't measure up really pissed me off. Not because it made me feel inferior or worried about my size, but because of the incredible shallowness of the statement.
All the penis enlargement talk made me think about making my penis smaller just to give a big
to modern society. Or just cuting it off and throwing it in a sex symbol's face. I see why Britney cut her hair off.
And it wasn't just that- it was also the fucking morons who have to get a PC tutor to learn how to use it who are young enough not to be behind the times. Or the mattress infomercials. Lame.