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I'm not sure if it counts as "when I was a kid", but when I was 24 I went to visit my family in Burbank, CA.
we spent the day at Universal Studios drinking beer and riding rides. on the way out, I decided to run up the loooong flight of stairs that leads to the upper area where you get out (instead of taking the escalator like the rest of them).
problem was, I hadn't finished my beer. so.....I downed it as fast I could and ran all the way (seriously long flight). this turned the beer into a gut full of foam.
we had planned on leaving, but my family wanted to stop and see the Star Trek experience first. I tried to convince them that it was stupid and not worth the time but they insisted.
anyways, about the time that people started beaming-in on stage, I puked ALL over some guy sitting in front of me. this was not just a little puke either. the pressure caused by the beer made everything come out explosively.
the only thing I could do was run.
that poor bastard. I hope he didn't plan on staying in the park long. puke smells pretty bad once it bakes in the sun.....
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