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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
yes ha ha. since people invariable ask me "what do you do," i might as well turn it into a commercial. well, ha ha, not like that. it's subtle and disinterested but i do slip them a business card. unbelievable as it might be, eventually people call.
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| !@#$%! escort service
| oh yeah baby
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| 505-555-1212
| by appointment only
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^^ truly not very dignified, but business is business  |
555-1212 used to be my cell phone number and it was really irritating getting all these wrong numbers every time i picked up.
it actually might have been 550-1212. close enough.
"Mr. Hutz, are you a shyster?"
"now where would a little girl like you learn a big word like that?:"