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MY NAME IS JEREMY BAPTISTE AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TALK YOUNG BOYS INTO DRAWING TIGERS ON MY PENIS IN SILVER PAINT PEN. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ON MY PENIS. I SHOW EVERYBODY MY TIGER-ADORNED PENIS AND SAY "LOOK, I HAVE SILVER TIGERS ON MY PENIS! YA' WANNA' PET THE TIGERS? THEIR NAMES ARE WAFFLE AND BREADRICK!"
WHEN KIDS DON'T WANT TO, SOMETIMES I OFFER TO BUY THEM CAKE OR BUTTER STICKS. THIS DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK, SO SOMETIMES I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. THE PROCESS ISN'T AS SATISFYING, BUT AT LEAST I END UP WITH SILVER TIGER DRAWN ON MY PENIS.
I LIKE SILVER TIGERS.
ESPECIALLY ON MY PENIS.
-by my bandmate.
do you tell stories? or draw tigers on your genitalia?
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please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality.
-cam'ron
(formerly "no homo")
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