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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

SHE WAS A STRIPPER? that is so disgusting. she's too chunky and furry for that. the one nice thing i have to say about her is that she has a pretty face.

i don't know. i've got time to think about it.

hm, listen--porkie and i have decided that you are smarter than most people, and we're not going to support your self-destructive fantasies with encouragements. now you're smart but not wise so don't go & do stupid shit. to paraphrase gertrude stein, a whore is a whore is a whore is a whore, and while it's unfair you can't be a whore and live a dignified public life, that's the way the world works, and syphillis is a bitch. and maybe i've watched too many episodes of "the sopranos" but now i think all strippers moonlight by giving blowjobs at mafioso bachelor parties. but no, for real, some dumbfuck mistakes you can recover from, others you can't, so try to minimize them?