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Now you've had some practice, I'll pay you to break up with my boyfriend for me.
In all seriousness, I bet one could peddle a break-up service. I would gladly pay someone else to endure that kind of confrontation.
"Ms. truncated would like me, as her representative, to inform you that your emotional and sexual services will no longer be required. Please be advised that she will not accept any inquiries into this matter via any form of contact. You have the option whether to take this personally, but please also be advised she cannot be held responsible for your decision or its repercussions. Thank you for your time."
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