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In the words of Thurston Moore (lead singer of Sonic Youth):
"Fuck 'em all!"
It don't matter if they're scenesters, emo, screamo, dream pop, bubblegum, picklefooted webtoed doe eyed skanks, retards in leotards, wankers, fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicks with acne, chicks with dicks, chicks with sticks up their asses, chicks with flat asses, goth chicks, metal chicks, old ladies, psycho chicks, antisocial depressed chicks, virgins, wannabes, hairy chicks, body doubles, stone faced vapid models, religious chicks, bratty girls that wear airbrushed state fair tee shirts that say, "You Can't touch this", Buddhists, check out ladies at the grocery store, chicks who eat their own hair and/or finger/toe nails, chicks who enjoy the movie Jerry Maguire, chicks who don't like the movie Jerry Maguire, Angela Landsbury, Betty Ford, Betty Boop, Betty Rubble... just fuck 'em all man.
And if you're too big a pussy to go talk to em, just get really drunk. Your mouth will be a lawnmower and you won't even give a shit if she rejects you.
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