Jerry: Are you making your sphaggeti sauce?
Kramer: Yeah, hot & spicy
Jerry: Your not wearing a shirt, are you.
Kramer: Yes I am
Jerry: What color is it?
Kramer: Damn it.
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"It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign.
Just like it takes 2 people to make love.
When you go like this , you're jerking off."
-George Carlin
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