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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Dear Pookie,
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Sincerely,
Sophie Fowler Gallaudet
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Talking of cursing mutes:
A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms, but has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and can't see the condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, he finally unzips his trousers, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five pound note next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his trousers, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket.
Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."