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Originally Posted by Mervin
Dear Pookie,
I have a dilemna, I appear to only have two cheeses available to eat. One is Camembert and the other is stilton. Should I go and buy more or should I just eat what I have. I adore having variety (at least more than two types of something), but am also a lazy 45 yr old internet stalker. I love your haircut.
Mervin James Wilhite Groustler
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I went to a French market this weekend and bought a variety of cheeses: you can't have too many.
On that subject, a prize if you recognise which racist said this:
"The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language."
And why can't internet stalkers be 20 years old sex pots once in a while?