Dear Pookie,
How did that Slapper Shetty get to snog Richard Gere, and all I got was some bloke down the niteclub and I can't even remember what he looked like I was so razzered. She ain't even a proper celebritty and all that, she ain't even had a book out like I has. It ain't rite, is it pookie?
Luv Jade Goody.
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