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Old 04.23.2007, 07:26 AM   #378
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Originally Posted by Mary Jo
Dear Pookie,

I have a problem... I actually think I...am...better than...God.
Help me!

Sincerely,
Mary Jo Barjimanaugh
Firmington, Vermont

As is so often the case, I needed to read between the lines to get to the crux of your question.

A hard question for somebody like me who wavers between atheism and agnosticism. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.*


*Thanks to my good friend, Woodland Allensberg for inspiration.
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