My boss is such a cretan. He keeps on whining about all the smokers at the office. If someone gets the flu, he'll make a sarcastic comment like, "Maybe you should smoke some more", with a smile on his face. It's sooo tiresome to hear this cunt preach about how BAD smoking is, day in day out. Last week he finally got the flu. The first thing I did when he came back was offer him a cigarette.
He wasn't impressed at all, and I almost got fired.
ps: He drives a big fat fucking 4 litre chrysler wherever he goes.
How's that for a smoker. Hypocrite!