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"So, just tell us why you pushed over one of our reporters?"
"Well, I was under great pressure, and it's a difficult job" (gets out onion and starts peeling it)
"Don't worry, sir, we understand. It's an emotional story. You're a fine upstanding American, and our nation needs more people like you."
"Why, thank you, that's most humbling".
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Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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