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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

I was kinda hoping he'd fall for the shameless bottom kissing, but now you've said this, I'll probably end up getting the Prick treatment

well here's your secret weapon-- he claims to have an enormous cock. these may be of course nothing but the delirious fantasies of a basement geek, but that's the very point--if you worship this fantastic cock as if it were a sacred totem, you might just get him to do anything you ask.