[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Welly

Dear Pookie,

Everybody at the office is talking about Spiderman 3. Spiderman 3 this, Spiderman 3 that- I don't know whether to love it or hate it, and I haven't even seen it! I feel, from the comments I have overheard, that I could piece together the general plot:

Spiderman has a showdown with a villain/villainess named The Sandman, who apparently is the man who killed Uncle Ben in Spiderman 1. Then for some reason Spiderman turns black. Then Harry turns around and his face is all crippled and gross, oh man, it was fucking sick.

So far, it sounds quite compelling, if my estimation is anything to go by. So Pookie, should I take myself on a date to the movies this weekend to see Spiderman 3?

Yours faithfully,
Ambassador Wellington 'Fancy' Mbutu, Ivory Coast.

I know a cute girl in New York who hasn't seen it yet .