Back at the tail end of the 1980s, I used to go to the Reading Festival, and the throwing of bottles was regular entertainment. One time Meat Loaf was playing and got pissed off about the bottles being thrown at the stage, so he stormed off. Ten minutes later, he stomped back on and yelled into the mic, "Do you want to throw bottles, or do you want to rock and roll?". Well, the comedy gods must have been looking down on us that day, because just as he finished that sentence, a bottle arced up into the air from the crowd, reached its apex, sailed back down stagewards... and hit Mr Loaf square on the head. A truly magical moment
