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I could BE your neighbor!
ever since that fateful day as a child when a carpenter ant bit me on my tongue (don't ask how it got there), I've been waging a one-man crusade against them.
I will crush them, poison them and even run the garden hose for a full hour in hopes of causing an ant holocaust.
death to all chitinous life forms!!!!!
THIS IS AS SERIOUS AS I GET.
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