1. Your Name:? Dr. Gervasius
2. Age:? 57
3. Favorite position (s) ? Idle
4. Do you like me? Yes, I find you very fun
5. Do you think i'm hot? Yes, you are warm.
6. Would you have sex with me? If it involves a few liters of vodka and a leather mask, then yes.
7. lights on or off? on.
8. Would you have to be drunk? No
9. Would you take a shower with me? No, showering with other people is not hygenic
10. Have you ever thought about sleeping with me? yes, if there was a monkey involved
11. Would you leave after or stay the night? I would stay and then discuss how great it was.
12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? No.
13. Condom or skin? Tubesock
14. Would you expect me to sleep with you on the first date? Yes.
15. Would you kiss me during sex? How much money are we talking here?
16. Do you think I would be good in bed? No, but i bet youre extremely talented at S&M
17. Would you use me as a booty call? No
18. Do you like fore play? Yes, only if whips, handcuffs and candlewax are involved
19. What is fore play to you? Chicken Salad with ketchup
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Yes.
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