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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

1. Your Name: jade

2. Age: ladies don't reveal their age

3. Favorite position (s): dictator

4. Do you like me? your eyes! like crashing jets!

5. Do you think i'm hot? i haven't seen a picture of you in a while.

6. Would you have sex with me? i don't have internet hookups.

7. lights on or off? i don't need lights in the daytime.

8. Would you have to be drunk? to fly a plane? probably not.

9. Would you take a shower with me? if it was absolutely set in stone that we had to i guess so.

10. Have you ever thought about sleeping with me? nope.

11. Would you leave after or stay the night? if this somehow happened, i'd have to leave straight after. i got stuff to do in the morning!

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? cuddling is really nice before everything. before i die? i want to cuddle. cuddling afterwards would be a bit weird.

13. Condom or skin? skin. i'm covered in it. why would i be covered in condoms?

14. Would you expect me to sleep with you on the first date? i'm a good girl.

15. Would you kiss me during sex? mwaha.

16. Do you think I would be good in bed? i don't know?

17. Would you use me as a booty call? that's what hookers are for, dude.

18. Do you like fore play? i like afterplay.

19. What is fore play to you? watching cspan

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? N

Now this deserves rep.