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i met a girl on the internet.
we dated for 6 months.
this was 5 years ago.
she was hot.. like.. "how the hell am >i< with her?!" hot. i mean, hotter than sway's girlfriend. every time i walked around with her in public, men would stare at her. it intimidated me. but.. i guess i appealed to her because i look like a little boy and she was in love with rivers cuomo. something.. i mean, seriously, i've had a few good looking chicks make me offers, but this chick was fucking BEAUTIFUL! just ridiculous. oh shit.. turns out she was also fucking INSANE. crazy internet bitch. she had me burn her dashboard confessional and all kinds of stupid shit and she freaked out whenever someone mentioned war. she had these extreme illogical bipolar mood swings. she could suck a mean dick thouh!
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