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Originally Posted by atari 2600

And I suppose that it was by no merit that I tested on the Stanford-Binet at 141, was valedictorian of my high school, appointed to the U.S. Naval Academy, and on the President's List throughout college. It would take more than one post to properly document all of my awards and achievements, academic and otherwise. But, hey, I don't have a life, remember?

yes, did you graduate from college? and what happened afterwards? did smoking pot and watching the simpsons become more important to you than anything else?

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children: this is the cautionary tale of atari 2600. or-- the turtle and the hare. he who started with so much-- ended up with... what??? all his glorious moments happened 20 years ago. and now? he's the angry old man of the internet, setting himself up to "compete" with 16 year-olds, while he withers away in solitude and despair.

let this be a lesson to you. drug abuse will fuck you up.