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Given the history of your antics, I'm surprised this is the first time you got busted for something. Consider it a character-builder.
As SC said, not being Mirandized doesn't typically allow you any breaks anymore, especially not, I would think, in a situation as minor as this. I wonder if your highly scandalous and publicized soiree of a while back is going to count against you. Ha!
No, really, good luck. But let this be a lesson to you for the future - chivalry is an outdated, naive, and downright silly notion. Should've gotten your bitch busted instead.
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