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Originally Posted by atari 2600
yeah, titty-fucking usually is anti-climactic
but rubbing your about to ejaculate member on ample breasts with saliva or k-y applied feels pretty great.
...& after you come, things really get juicy...
^fruit^
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That reminds me, this same girl was playing with my member and I started rubbing it on her bare stomach and it really pissed her off. She was like "what the fuck are you doing?"
Man, I've had the same funny sex stories for about 2 years now. I need to get a girlfriend to make up new ones. Then I'd maybe have some stories about a girl that I actually like. The girl involved in all my stories had borderline personality disorder, didn't really get me, and seemed to only be attracted to me because I had a similar musical taste and I was physically attractive to her. People thought I looked like Robert Plant, and she happened to like Led Zeppelin.
The girls that are completely wrong for me always seem to be the most attracted to me. I really learned my lesson. Whenever girls that are not my type try to get up on me, I just pretend to be really naive. It works really well. Although I sometimes regret playing that card later on, because I will also use that card when a girl sends mixed signals.