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"Don't be gay. Suck my dick."
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Someone said that in a million years everyone would look asian because we'd be so mixed by then, but my friend goes "I won't. I'll be dead" in a completely serious voice. He was joking of course, but it was hilarious.
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And the best one (from a naive 15 year old girl that looks like she is 12):
"Fisting is like getting punched, right?"
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