J mascis is the alpha and the omega
he is the king of kings, the lord of hosts
he is the third coming of the second coming.
J mascis is Slack personified
and if you do not know about Slack
read your subgenius
discordian god
oh send me your guitar wankery
your grey hair, indie rock's Gandalf
leading all of us hobbits through chappel perilous.
J mascis is to all things what he is to all people
he can make the sunshine grow
but he is NOT the one who makes the grass green.
YOU are.
J Mascis is everything we all want to be and he does not CARE!
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