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Originally Posted by truncated
Don't listen to fishmonkey. I bet he studied.
Flirt with the smart chick sitting next to you. Women like to take on an instructional, almost parental role. Make some o' them sexy eyes at her, play up your stupidity to the best of your ability, and she'll give up her essays about as fast as she will her panties.
Worked for me every time.
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If all else fails, use that big gun you posed with in the pic thread.