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Women - Berets, bonnets, top hats
Men - Fedoras, bowlers, flat caps.
Dead souls of either sex - Baseball Caps (Americans exempt from this law, for various reasons).
I personally rarely go to an important social function without either of my trusty fedoras.
Edit: I should add that from age 17-21 I was never seen without a hat of some sort, usually a black or rasberry beret. Yes, it was inspired by the Prince song. No, there's no shame in that.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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