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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
As for especially good puns, I will listen to a some episodes of Round the Horne tonight and try to spot a few.
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Talking of double entendres, some descriptions of the 'lovely Samantha', scorer from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue:
"She's looking forward to going out for an ice cream with her Italian gentleman friend. She says she's looking forward to licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan."
"She's popped out to visit an old gentleman friend of hers who's a notorious curmudgeon. However, she finds that if she butters him up properly she can sometimes get him to splash out."
"In her spare time, Samantha likes nothing more than to peruse old record shops. She particularly enjoys a rewarding poke in the country section."