[schizophrenicroom]

Nixon sneakes behind Chuck and bites him in the neck like a vampire.

Chuck: I've been bit!
Watt: I'm coming Mr. Chuck Norris.
Nixon: Not if I take out your infant knees first!

Nixon flicks Watt's right knee and Watt instantly falls to fetal position in pain. Nixon pulls out his pistol and is ready to finish Norris.

Nixon: It's over Norris but first, i'm gonna show you some sexin....What's that noise?

The Huskers begin to play the A-Team theme as the Mr. T. drives a van down the aisle.

Mr. T.: Who be speakin dis jibba jabba about Chucky Cheese Norris?
Rollins: Can I get an autograph Mr. T.?
Mr. T.: Shut yo dayum mouth boy and get me some towels.

Mr. T. is handed a towel and proceeds to whip Nixon into submission.

Nixon: Oh please stop! It's like high school all over again!
Norris: Super studded maximum roundhouse kick!

Nixons mask flies off to reveal....DAVID LEE ROTH!

DLR: Dibbidy doo blueberry bop!
Thurston: I was not expecting that one!
Lee: But why David?
DLR: Jib Jockstrap dock doo I got a new album out and have to promote it somehow.

*all stand around shocked as DAVID LEE ROTH stands, after being unveiled*

Lee: This is not cool, man.
Kim: It's very avant-garde.. it flows well.
Steve: OH NO! *grabs broomstick* AVADA KEDAVRA!... damnit.
David: Can't you see what I meeeeaaaannn?
Thurston: JUMP!

*Thurston jumps. Everyone else jumps. Steve jumps and accidentally jabs David Lee Roth in the eye with his broom/drumstick.*

Thurston: We had to jump! LOL it's your blast scene alibi.
Kim: Oy.
Rollins: CAN WE JUST JUMP?


*After JUMPING, the plane finally lands at the airport.*

Bob Mould: Well, I'm a Husker, and I just got off the plane. I guess the Huskers are off the plane.
Joan Rivers: Are you Danish?

*Greg Norton kills her with his moustache. She explodes.*

Chuck Norris: Job well done. But needed more round-house kick. While I stand here glaring with my eyes of justice grasping my belt buckle, I want to see you round-house kick her. Mr. T, grab the luggage.
Mr. T: No, foo. But I guess we gotta get offda plane. SURE FOO.

*Everyone gets off the plane. Steve looks sad. Everyone else seems pretty excited to get off the plane and they are all caked in purple dust after Joan Rivers explodes and her eye makeup flies through the air and lands on them. SHATNER REMAINS*

Shatner: Ahh. I. Miss. The. Feel. Of. Buttsex. People. Off. THE. PLANE!!! *smiles maniacally*

*RICHARD NIXON COMES FROM THE LITTLE CLOSET RIGHT NEAR THE COCKPIT DOOR. THE VIOLINS GO "NYAAAHHH!"*

Nixon: Did somebody say.. BUTTSEX? *dun dun dun*

*THE FINAL SONG PLAYS AS THE PLANE GETS READY TO TAKE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. GRUNTS CAN BE HEARD FROM THE PLANE. Inexplicably, Sonic Youth and Husker Du had to get back on the plane, since they forgot some stuff, and they are now trapped listening to the sounds of buttsex. The rest of the cast can be seen at the airport terminal, waving goodbye*

Shatner: WHY? ARE? THE? HUSKERS? STILL? ON? THE? PLANE?
Bob Mould: That's how Huskers do

*everyone giggles and Thurston goes "hoosker duuu"* it. No matter what, we're Huskers. We're Huskers on a plane!

*Thurston wakes up in the airport. That crap above was all a dream. OR WAS IT? He sees a plane. OR DOES HE?*

Thurston: There were Huskers on that plane! Heeee I'm insane. *rubs his eyes. he's actually on the plane.* DAMNIT!
Greg: You're on the plane! The Husker Plane!

Cowboy by Kid Rock now plays.


THE END

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