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Originally Posted by Danny Himself
This is all pretty strange, the stuff about being stalked by scientologists is creepy
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there is a very simple fix for this.
you invite them in for cookies and tea.
at about the time that the hallucinogens you've placed in the tea start to work, you begin to extoll on the benefits of Cthulhu worship.
fairly soon, you are no longer being stalked by scientologists and Cthulhu has a few more souls to devour (just make sure you have a few towels ready to mop up all the drool).
win-win imo.