Superfluous strings/ session bassists:
Corpse paint [proviso - this is so awful it's actually brilliant]
"Get some gospel singers in, that'll make it a bit less shit. London community gospel choir, they'll do [it's always them that'll fucking do]"
"The Beach Boys had a theramin - that'll make
our songs less shit as well" [NB - does not apply to Add N to X]
