My name is Glen, although I also go under the alternative monikers of ’premium fat cat’ and ’chinchilla.’ I am consistently friendly to people and have been ruling the family for a number of years now. Despite being a bit of a bully I have a very camp meow and can often be engaged in conversation. It’s no secret that poultry is my favourite meat, turkey in particular and I am always vocal in spearheading the campaign for more meat at dinner time. I am also top of the pecking line, which means my head gets into the first bowl on the floor. Belly rubs are my favoured affection. The belly must be offered first though, never just taken without prior consent. I have been married to ’Soots’ for six years now and we have one daughter ’Kitbags’ who is 5+ years of age despite her scrawny appearance. I aprehensively adopted stepdaughter ’Nicola Dobson’ who was added to my family late in 2004, we are best of friends, despite her having madame tendencies and not always adhering to my authority.
Tricks Glen can do: belly rubs for hours on end. moving empty bowls around the kitchen floor in hunger protests.