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Voted most pointess pet of the year for 2002, 2003 and 2004, kitbags is a scruffy, flea-ridden, ridiculous hybrid of a spider and a very dusty bat. Kitbags has been on heat for nearly two years now, her incessant and unforgiving howls are often accompanied by her found frolicking around in the most unusual and akward places. She likes lying in the bath, kitchen sinks, above kitchen cupboards and have a tendency to go into cupboards that she will get locked into. Most often you will find her infront of another cat with her tail high in the air, backing herself onto their faces. Occasional, sporadic rushes of affection can come from me in relation to my mother and father who will tolerate pinning me down and washing me. I have, however, never understood the point of being affectionate to humans and view them with equal amounts of suspicion and absurdity. By picking me up I protest quite vocally and will scratch and lash out in order to free myself from the shackles of domesticity. I see little point looking after my appearance as my body is simply a vessel for carrying kittens. Hopefully when this dream is achieved I will take on a sudden maturity and it will define a point to my existance, much like it did to my mother ’Soots’. I’m not a great eater, which is just aswell as I seem to survive soley on scraps left behind from the other cats, I am last in the pecking order, but choose to saviour my dominance for my sexual needs instead of food. Am prone to unexpected, unjustified and unreasonable bouts of viciousness towards other catsTricks Kitbags can do: act strange meow loudly