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Dear Dr. Pookie,
Could I please get a script for nausea and vomiting?
Ever since the arborist informed me that the removal of my Very Large Tree would set me back $3,600, I can't stop puking.
Suppositories are unacceptable, however herbal remedies are welcomed.
Sincerely,
Green Over Big Wood
PS: if you can also make my wife stop calling me, that'd be peachy.
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