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Originally Posted by Green Over Big Wood
Dear Dr. Pookie,
Could I please get a script for nausea and vomiting?
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I recommend this. The script for The Colour Of Alan has some great vomiting moments.
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Originally Posted by Green Over Big Fat Hairy Cock
Ever since the arborist informed me that the removal of my Very Large Tree would set me back $3,600, I can't stop puking.
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Well you know what they say, A tree is safe in the arbor, but one does not build a tree to sit in the arbor.
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Originally Posted by Green Over-anxious
Suppositories are unacceptable, however herbal remedies are welcomed.
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What about herbal suppositories. And if it gets stuck, I know a mathematician who can work it out with a pencil.
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Originally Posted by Green Over and Out
PS: if you can also make my wife stop calling me, that'd be peachy.
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Why does she call you That'd Be Peachy?